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作者文案無能,只能弄個(gè)KUSO版的文案了…… 生前做食死徒做間諜辛苦一輩子,死后還要遇到個(gè)腦殘繼續(xù)折騰…… 什么?這個(gè)瘋子是薩拉扎·斯萊特林?——很好,理想坍塌了。 什么?要簽靈魂契約?——很好,自由沒有了。 最重要的是,好不容易辛辛苦苦一輩子之后,因?yàn)檫@個(gè)該死的沒有簽成的契約被打回原形重新來過!——很好,上輩子算是白活了。 所幸還留了點(diǎn)記憶,可以彌補(bǔ)一下上輩子的遺憾…… 但·是,為什么只是中了個(gè)昏迷咒醒過來的時(shí)候就多了個(gè)見鬼的哥哥? 簡單來說,就是西弗勒斯·斯內(nèi)普在**7死后遇到薩拉扎·斯萊特林,從此命運(yùn)就和對(duì)方打了個(gè)結(jié)的,悲喜參半的人生。 KUSO的幕后對(duì)話如下: SS:為什么我一出場是這幅鬼樣子? 答:因?yàn)槟闶浟耍_拉扎大人。 SS:我要福利。 答:好吧,半透明的斯內(nèi)普教授奉上,你看,完全沒有遮攔。 SS:的確是沒有遮攔(點(diǎn)頭,然后掏出魔杖)我可以看見西弗勒斯身后的全部景物,清·清·楚·楚! ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★ SS(頭上冒青筋):為什么我死了還要遇到這么個(gè)腦殘? 答:因?yàn)檫@是SSSS文。 SS:生前是黑魔王和鄧布利多,死后是這個(gè)瘋子,重生之后就是黑魔王、鄧布利多和這個(gè)瘋子!我的人生就不能正常一點(diǎn)么? 答:不能,因?yàn)槟闶墙淌,我是作者?br>SS(掏出魔杖):很·好! 于是此文是參雜著微妙的惡搞吐槽的正·劇,人物可能會(huì)崩。死后失憶的薩拉扎大人性格詭異,復(fù)蘇之后的性格會(huì)像正常版靠攏。對(duì)性格詭異的薩拉扎大人接受不能的筒子請(qǐng)忽略第一卷吧……(掩面而奔) 文案上的歌是三谷朋世的《やさしい兩手》(溫柔的雙手) 本文將于2月28號(hào)入V,謝謝親們一直以來的支持,詳細(xì)情況請(qǐng)看67章作者有話說 之前的**同人: |
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